Woman’s Gas Sounds Like Donald Trump Staff December 23, 2016 All Stories, Anyways..., As if..., Farm Life, Not Even, People, Stories Portage la Prairie, MB – Kelsey Saunders has a sure-fire way to make her husband smile – imitate Donald Trump. The Portage woman’s impersonation is not what you might typically think of when it comes to celebrity parodies, she uses her flatulence rather than her vocal chords. “My husband cracks up every time I do Donald’s voice,” said Saunders. Saunders can complete short phrases like “You’re Fired” and “It’s Gonna Be Huge” by farting and it puts her husband Micah Saunders in stitches. “It never gets old,” said Saunders. “Every time she farts Trump I giggle like a little girl.” Saunders claims her secret to her celebrity fart impression of Donald Trump is to let the gas out slowly. “I can’t force it. I did that once and had a bit of a shart. It sounded more like Gilbert Gottfried and scared the kids.” The local radio station is planning on having Saunders live on the air this Friday to share her talents with all the Central Plains area. Saunders is consuming cabbage, roast beef, lentils and soda pop the night before in preparation. Notice to readers: Please be advised that the above article and others on this website are without merit when it comes to being real. That means it and they are not real. It and they are works of fiction. Fiction implies, but is not limited to, they are made up and are not real stories and any resemblance to real events, people and their goings on is coincidental. Now, please note Portage la Prairie is a real place and humans, animals and some of the goings on of said things are real these works are still of fiction created from the minds of sometimes troubled people known more commonly as writers. Writers of such material are creating the unreal from the real. Let the onus be on the reader and consumer of the material on this site to be fully and completely aware of the responsibilities that come with reading the above said material. As a reader of same you are obligated to embrace the opus as humorous, satirical, weird, unusual, quirky, offbeat but not as reality. When sharing electronically, verbally or via physical gestures please do so only after reading the piece in its entirety along with the accompanying notice to reader. Never share with any malice or misgivings. Don’t mislead people into thinking this is anything but a work of fiction. This contest has no cash value, is void where prohibited by law and is affront to common sense and decency. Don’t leave the lights on. Save the world. Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.