War Brewing on Border Between KoKo Platz & Melleville

Mellenville residents are keeping their eye on the Koko Plazt separatists. Call for the return of Mayor Tommy Shanks are abounding. (not pictured above...actually this photo is not related to the story)

Mellenville residents are keeping their eye on the Koko Platz separatists. Calls for the return of Mayor Tommy Shanks are abounding. (not pictured above…actually this photo is not related to the story)

Portage la Prairie, MB – News of impending KoKo Platz separation has Mellenville residents up in arms with battle lines drawn along Garrioch Creek.

“How are going to get downtown now?  Drive all the way to the west end of town?” said Mellenvillian Herb Blocker.  Both Mellenville and KoKo Platz residents are living in fear as the reality of separation washes across the South Side of Portage.

“I’m afraid.  Really, really afraid,” said Gloria Rarebell while putting up Christmas lights.

“Bring back Mayor Tommy Shanks,” shouted a group of Mellenville youth rolling down Caledonia in a black sedan.  The youth and a group of hostile senior citizens are thought to be responsible for the setting of bush and garbage can fires on both sides of the border between the two suburbs.

City Hall is said to be frantically working on a plan to relocate Mellenvillian and KoKo Platzian refugees to a new enclave in the North End but efforts are being slowed due to the fact very few of them even know where the North End is.  Unconfirmed sources have also indicated most of City Council plan on resigning to join the new City of KoKo Platz.

Stay tuned day and night to The Hoop and Holler . com for further updates.

Click here to read the original HnH exclusive story on KoKo Platz separation.

Koko Platz resident were heard to be yelling(or singing) "You gotta fight for your right to parteeeey" (Photo not related and totally doctored)

Koko Platz resident were heard to be yelling (or singing) “You gotta fight for your right to parteeeey” (Photo not related and totally doctored)

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Drew is a military kid who came to Portage in the late 80’s when his father came to CFB Southport. Since then Drew Peacock has graduated from Arthur Meighen High School and was his class valedictorian. After high school he almost graduated with honours from the University of Manitoba. He was just one credit short but never got around to finishing due to an active social life and interest in politics. Drew Peacock has worked for all major political parties as a vote enhancer, call centre dispatcher and fundraiser. Most recently Drew has been the local Chamber of Commerce President and editor of his own internet blog, “The Real Meaning of Politics," which can be found on the world-wide-web if you have a computer. Drew has been married to his wife Rose for 20 years and considers himself apolitical and asexual. Drew Peacock will be The Hoop and Holler’s new political editor and Vice President of distribution.

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