Justin Trudeau Stops at Portage Hairdresser & Promises Beard Drew Peacock October 10, 2015 All Stories, As if... ELECTION 2015 While visiting local hairdressers, Justin Trudeau promised to help them and their industry get the respect they deserve claim unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources. “They are a vital part of the economy and are the emotional backbone of our country.” He admitted to hairdressers having significant influence into his political life. It is a place I can go and feel important, like they care about me… I always leave feeling heard.” When asked if he felt Mulcair’s beard gave him a leg up with local Hutterite voters he proudly declared, “If elected, I will grow a beard twice as large as Mulcair’s. A beard that will be infinitely longer and thicker than what Stephen Harper will sport because he wants to cut the deficit right away.” Trudeau was pressed to explain what beards had to do with deficits. “Quite frankly, nothing, but my speaking points tell me to blame everything on Harper wanting to eliminate the deficit.” “Hair cuts not budget cuts. This is what Canadians want,” said Trudeau leaving the salon. Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.