ELECTION 2015

In a move seen as an attempt to gain votes from both the Aboriginal and farming communities Stephen Harper stopped by the local KFC to meet with founder Col. Sanders for a quick photo op and to voice his support of the chicken industry claim unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources.

Harper was asked if he supported Canadians eating more fried foods considering the warnings in Canadian Food Guide.

Harper retorted, “With the current conditions in the oil and gas sector, this government will not consider unilateral regulation of that sector.”

When asked what he meant he replied, “I support the reduction of green house gas emissions but not at the cost of the fried chicken industry.”

Environmental activists suggested his support of this oil and gas industry is due to his friendship with American Right wing Conservatives to which Harper shot back, “I like left wings too…both original and extra crispy!”

Harper also stopped in at Bill’s Sticky Fingers saying he didn’t want the rib industry to feel like a leftover but more of a side dish. After introducing Bill to the Colonel, Harper stated, “We are all about cross industry partnerships.  I see a symbiotic relationship starting here…after all it is all about the sticky finger lickin.”

About The Author

Drew Peacock

Drew is a military kid who came to Portage in the late 80’s when his father came to CFB Southport. Since then Drew Peacock has graduated from Arthur Meighen High School and was his class valedictorian. After high school he almost graduated with honours from the University of Manitoba. He was just one credit short but never got around to finishing due to an active social life and interest in politics. Drew Peacock has worked for all major political parties as a vote enhancer, call centre dispatcher and fundraiser. Most recently Drew has been the local Chamber of Commerce President and editor of his own internet blog, “The Real Meaning of Politics," which can be found on the world-wide-web if you have a computer. Drew has been married to his wife Rose for 20 years and considers himself apolitical and asexual. Drew Peacock will be The Hoop and Holler’s new political editor and Vice President of distribution.

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