Petition To Rid Town Of Black Problem

Portage la Prairie, MB - Local homeowners are concerned at the arrival of too much black in their neighbourhood.  B. Fehr and his wife Betty have expressed concern over seeing an all black house built in the...

Candice Bergen Campaigns With Candice Bergen

ELECTION 2015 May Bring Production of New Murphy Brown Series to Portage The Candices were making their rounds in Portage the other day, stopping and talking to voters everywhere they went. With matching...

Harper Shows Support For Portage Chicken Producers

ELECTION 2015 In a move seen as an attempt to gain votes from both the Aboriginal and farming communities Stephen Harper stopped by the local KFC to meet with founder Col. Sanders for a quick photo op and...

Justin Trudeau Deals With Portage Hemp Growers

ELECTION 2015 Unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources claim that Liberal Leader, Justin Trudeau will make the legalization of hemp a priority if elected. “ I believe the legalization of Hemp is...

Portage City Hall Bell Sold to Taco Bell.

New Taco Bell location opening in Portage Excitement is growing amongst Taco Bell enthusiasts. "Now the migrant workers can have some home-cookin" said Harry Enns as he showed us his newly inked...

Why Shart? To Make Portage Great Again

Portage la Prairie, MB – A local politician is looking to capitalize on the excitement surrounding Portage’s Coke Can bathroom (click here to read original story). “We can be more than just a piss...