Local TV Station Converts to Religion To Save Itself

by Wilma Handu Portage la Prairie, MB - Local TV station, CPLP, is trying to save itself by converting to religious broadcasting.  Plagued by shrinking revenues in recent years, the local broadcaster is...

Portage Corners Rock Legend With Convention Corner

With fresh paint sill shining on the plywood, Portage’s Convention Corner is set to explode with economic possibilities claim unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources. The North American Association of...

Red Solo Cups Outrage Local Beer Drinkers

Portage la Prairie, MB - The iconic red Solo cup is facing a boycott lead by local beer drinkers who feel the plain, imageless plastic cup no longer represents alcohol consumption. “We feel the lack of...

House Cat Shocked Outside

Portage la Prairie - A local frisky feline was overwhelmed when it accidentally and momentarily ventured outside.  The cat’s caretaker, Jack Hoffer, noticed the normally housebound cat squirming...

Drew Peacock To Get Harder & Suggest Foursome

ELECTION 2015 In the spirit of trying to bring people together, a last minute arrangement may see all candidates in the Portage-Lisgar riding come together. Hoop and Holler political correspondent Drew...