Town to Retroactively Ban Mullets

Barber Harry Cutter has seen a immediate improvement in his clients behavior and social standing once the mullet has been removed.  "I feel like a g*d-damn miracle maker/social worker" Portage la Prairie,...

Portage to Become Test Site for $16 Maximum Wage

  By Neil Downs Portage la Prairie, Manitoba – Local low wages hold the key to financial prosperity.  A local economic advocate, Kent Dueck, is looking to turn a perceived weakness into Portage...

Local TV Station Converts to Religion To Save Itself

by Wilma Handu Portage la Prairie, MB - Local TV station, CPLP, is trying to save itself by converting to religious broadcasting.  Plagued by shrinking revenues in recent years, the local broadcaster is...

Portage Corners Rock Legend With Convention Corner

With fresh paint sill shining on the plywood, Portage’s Convention Corner is set to explode with economic possibilities claim unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources. The North American Association of...

Portage Must Chop Down Trees To Become Prairie Enough

Portage la Prairie, MB - The axe is about to fall on a big decision at City Hall.  The City of Portage la Prairie must choose between chopping down trees or having to drop the reference to “prairie” in...

Red Solo Cups Outrage Local Beer Drinkers

Portage la Prairie, MB - The iconic red Solo cup is facing a boycott lead by local beer drinkers who feel the plain, imageless plastic cup no longer represents alcohol consumption. “We feel the lack of...