Man Grows Sympathy Belly For Pregnant Wife

Portage la Prairie, MB - A local, devoted husband is giving up his slender, fit physique for the sake of his pregnant wife.  Todd Saunders, 33, is taking empathy to a whole new level as he is allowing his...

Local Pizza Entrepreneur Inspired To Plop & Drop

The PlaP Plop & Drop will provide new honey pails complete with toilet paper roll for the full ones. Portage la Prairie, MB – While most Portage la Prairians were huddled under blankets watching...

Hockey Team Gives Into Pressure to Change Its Name

The Team can continue wearing the logo until a new one is chosen, BUT it MUST be crossed-out as shown above. Portage la Prairie, MB - While the Portage Terriers are hunting for another championship they...

Town to Retroactively Ban Mullets

Barber Harry Cutter has seen a immediate improvement in his clients behavior and social standing once the mullet has been removed.  "I feel like a g*d-damn miracle maker/social worker" Portage la Prairie,...

Portage to Become Test Site for $16 Maximum Wage

  By Neil Downs Portage la Prairie, Manitoba – Local low wages hold the key to financial prosperity.  A local economic advocate, Kent Dueck, is looking to turn a perceived weakness into Portage...