Man Grows Sympathy Belly For Pregnant Wife Portage la Prairie, MB - A local, devoted husband is giving up his slender, fit physique for the sake of his pregnant wife. Todd Saunders, 33, is taking empathy to a whole new level as he is allowing his...
Local Pizza Entrepreneur Inspired To Plop & Drop The PlaP Plop & Drop will provide new honey pails complete with toilet paper roll for the full ones. Portage la Prairie, MB – While most Portage la Prairians were huddled under blankets watching...
Beaver Baseball Winter Wonder League Comes to Portage A new, elitist, developmental baseball league is setting up in Portage la Prairie. The Republic of Portage la Prairie, Manitobah Beaver Baseball Winter Wonder League, or R.P.L.P.M.B.B.B.W.W.L. for short,...
Local Media Outlet Partners With Strategic Partner To Form A New Media Partnership. Activity at the former Campbell's Soup Plant suggest the rumours from inconceivable sources may be true. Local media giants, The Hoop and Holler. com have partnered with the even more enormous media...
Hockey Team Gives Into Pressure to Change Its Name The Team can continue wearing the logo until a new one is chosen, BUT it MUST be crossed-out as shown above. Portage la Prairie, MB - While the Portage Terriers are hunting for another championship they...
Church Service Runs Late: Band Can’t Find Ending of Song By Wilma Handu Portage la Prairie, MB – Worshippers at The Portage Church experienced hunger pains and time-related anxiety when their Sunday service didn’t end until 12:30pm. The local congregation...
Church Closed and Pastor Fired for Being Too Much Like Jesus By Wilma Handu Portage la Prairie, MB – After attending an all-night wedding party then preaching a sermon on the beach, a local pastor has been fired and his church closed for good. “This wasn’t the...
Coke Can Bathroom to Make Town Best Piss Stop on Trans Canada Hwy. "I barely finished painting the signs and there was a line up" said Rick Butkus the new Restroom attendant/maintenance man. "This facility alone should wipe out "prairie doggin" in Portage la...
Town to Retroactively Ban Mullets Barber Harry Cutter has seen a immediate improvement in his clients behavior and social standing once the mullet has been removed. "I feel like a g*d-damn miracle maker/social worker" Portage la Prairie,...
Portage to Become Test Site for $16 Maximum Wage By Neil Downs Portage la Prairie, Manitoba – Local low wages hold the key to financial prosperity. A local economic advocate, Kent Dueck, is looking to turn a perceived weakness into Portage...
