Petition To Rid Town Of Black Problem

Portage la Prairie, MB - Local homeowners are concerned at the arrival of too much black in their neighbourhood.  B. Fehr and his wife Betty have expressed concern over seeing an all black house built in the...

Why Shart? To Make Portage Great Again

Portage la Prairie, MB – A local politician is looking to capitalize on the excitement surrounding Portage’s Coke Can bathroom (click here to read original story). “We can be more than just a piss...

Know Where To Go & Win!

Portage la Prairie has a lot of places to go when you have to go.  HnH visited some of our city's most used washrooms available to the public and did a random sample as to how things stacked up.  Here is the...

Top 10 Rejected Portage Slogans

The Hoop & Holler went dumpster diving behind City Hall and found a stained napkin with a list of rejected town slogans from the recent quest to find a new town tag-line.  We thought we would bring the...

Love Of Fat Boys & Portage Leads To Violence

Why I Love Portage by Carl Bunso Me and the family just returned from performing a series of concerts at county fairs in the deep south. In general, "The Bunso 5" were pretty well received by the good people...

What Does 116 Smell Like?

Do You Smell That? City Hall is gettin’ a reeky reputation. One day I was relaxin’ on the second floor, my ear pressed against the hole in the hardwood just above the cashier’s front counter so I...

Rodent Goes Political – Wants You To Vote

A friendly Portage Enumerator. The Voters List Now that fixed the temperature on the City Hall clock (you’re welcome), you’re probably wonderin’ why there’s a nasty hole where it used to say...