Candice Bergen Reminds Murphy Brown of Charlie McCarthy ELECTION 2015 Candice Bergen has picked an unlikely location for an acting comeback. Sources claim the 69 year-old Emmy Award winning actress is...
Candice Bergen Campaigns With Candice Bergen ELECTION 2015 May Bring Production of New Murphy Brown Series to Portage The Candices were making their rounds in Portage the other day, stopping...
Harper Shows Support For Portage Chicken Producers ELECTION 2015 In a move seen as an attempt to gain votes from both the Aboriginal and farming communities Stephen Harper stopped by the local KFC...
Justin Trudeau Stops at Portage Hairdresser & Promises Beard ELECTION 2015 While visiting local hairdressers, Justin Trudeau promised to help them and their industry get the respect they deserve claim...
Mulcair’s Plan To Re-Open Portage la Prairie’s Campbell Soups Not Just Borscht! ELECTION 2015 Partnership with Hutterites announced. Unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources claim Thomas Mulcair stopped in at the Birch...
Justin Trudeau Deals With Portage Hemp Growers ELECTION 2015 Unconfirmed, unreliable, fictional sources claim that Liberal Leader, Justin Trudeau will make the legalization of hemp a priority...
Portage la Prairie Family Replaces Jesus With Stephen Harper ELECTION 2015 The Tickle family of Portage la Prairie, Manitoba has turned cursing from blaspheme into a political statement unconfirmed,...
Why Shart? To Make Portage Great Again Portage la Prairie, MB – A local politician is looking to capitalize on the excitement surrounding Portage’s Coke Can bathroom (click here to...
Top 10 Places to Smoke In Portage Top 10 Places to Smoke in Portage la Prairie 10. The back of downtown Tim's. Where the who’s who of Portage smoking elite hang and then walk...
8 Reasons to Watch The Jets Over The Terriers Why you should watch the Jets on TV rather than go to a Terrier game. Some local hockey fans are choosing to stay home and watch their local NHL...